"I can’t believe you’re here, wow. You’ve got balls, girl"/"Remember when your picture was on Wheaties boxes back when people could still look at you when they eat?"
"Let’s face it. No one wants to be here. The person who went to the greatest lengths to not show up tonight was Bruce Jenner"/"You goddamn hypocrite. You’re, like, against gay marriage. You voted for Trump. You’re like the Auntie Tom of the trans community." Things said about Caitlin Jenner at the Alec Baldwin roast, quoted in "Caitlyn Jenner Was Savagely Mocked at the ‘Roast of Alec Baldwin’… And Then Again Afterwards" (Decider). Here's Jenner's response: If you’re one of @Caitlyn_Jenner ’s haters, this set is going to be tough for you. #BaldwinRoast pic.twitter.com/JUhUWh3AFI — Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) September 16, 2019 "If I can find the courage to be who I am, then you can too. If you have a problem with that, then you can suck my dick — if you can find it!!! ."