"They'll rue the day they made fun of these bad boys. Woe to those who make fun of the cargo shorts and then suddenly need some snacks, a multitool, a first-aid kit, or a Johnny Cash CD. Yeah, I've got all that stuff in here and more."
Said Brent Barden, quoted in "Family Gonna Be Sorry When They Want Some Trail Mix From Dad's Cargo Shorts They Just Made Fun Of " (in The Babylon Bee, which apparently has heard of my disparagement of it and decided to try to appeal to me by using my well-known "men in shorts" issue). ADDED: "Yeah, I've got all that stuff in here and more." Care to rewrite that, Babylon Bee? It's a father, humorously addressing children, and you've unwittingly got him sort of threatening them with his genitalia! And that's right after he's talking about them getting into his pants to find something to eat. So ham-handed! OH? You've got ham hands? Can I have a ham-hand sandwich, Dad? HEY: A guy once did make a ham-hand sandwich of sorts... WELL: That video sure made me laugh a lot. I'm ready to watch all videos by I Did a Thing . You know, there's no arguing with taste, especially in humor... and in bread gloves. ALSO: "Mad respect